Saturday, February 12, 2005

Black Humour From The Old Bill

A Met PC was on his way to an urgent call in the Area Car. In his haste he cut a corner rather tightly. Unfortunately there was another police car coming the other way, on its way back from a routine enquiry. The ensuing collision wrote off both vehicles, but injuries were mercifully minor.

The PC concerned is now stuck with the nickname Chi-Chi.

Because he fucks Pandas.

(Note for the youthful) I have just realised that most people under 35 won't have heard of Chi-Chi. It was one of the pandas at London Zoo - their sex lives, or the lack thereof, were of great interest to the Press for quite a while.

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