The BBC reports that the latest wheeze from the Home Office is to give the relatives of victims a say in deciding when to release a prisoner on licence.
So here are two Top Tips for those of you contemplating a murder:-
1) Be sure to pick a victim from a family of Quakers or the like, as they are likely to be be more forgiving. Have a word with their newsagent, and if they are Sun or Mail readers, forget it and murder someone else.
2) A couple of years in to the sentence tell the Padre that you want to tell the family how sorry you are and how you feel their pain. Get into the creative writing class so that you can lay it on thick. Could be good for ten years off.
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