Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Apocrypha (1)

Our court rarely sees offences related to prostitution. Either there isn't a lot of it on our patch, or the local Police aren't too bothered. So a colleague, faced with sentencing a Living on Immoral Earnings charge, whispered to the Clerk "How much do you give a ponce?".

"Never more than a tenner, sir" came the deadpan reply.

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