Respect

The comments on this blog give me an enormous amount of pleasure, varying as they do from the erudite to the flaky.
But top marks to this one, on the apple core thread:-

Seeing as it's an apple, or part thereof, and gravity may be involved, this could lead to an interesting Newton hearing.

Top marks, Inblognito.
(Those who don't get it (it's a bit technical) can do a search on the top of the blog for 'Newton Hearing')