Musings and Snippets from a recently retired JP. I served for 31 years, mostly in west London. I was Chairman of my Bench for some years, and a member of the National Bench Chairmen's Forum All cases are based on real ones, but anonymised and composited. All opinions are those of one or more individuals. JPs swear to enforce the law of the land, whether or not they approve of it. Nothing on here constitutes legal advice.
Friday, January 05, 2007
All-Time Great Legal Jokes No. 277
A man was arrested for having sex with a chicken on a London Underground train.
His brief got him off the bestiality, but he was fined £200 for the post-coital cigarette.