Still More Sensible Advice

Do not spit in the street. It is bad manners and unhygienic. If you choose to ignore my advice, do not spit in the street when you are three yards away from a police officer. If you are still determined to ignore my advice and do in fact spit in the street while you are three yards away from a police officer do not immediately get into your uninsured and untaxed car that you do not have a licence to drive. Someone did just that the other day and it cost him, all in, over £400 and a driving ban.